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"Police locate $5million worth of ice as they smash Bikies ring"

Principal finds 94 ecstasy tablets in 15-year-old's bag

A 15-year-old school boy has been charged with supplying drugs after nearly 100 ecstasy tablets were allegedly found in his school bag. The Principal called police saying he wasn't prepared to accept the boy's explanation that they were a stimulus package.

Fake Postman robs woman

A man who impersonated a Postie delivering a parcel, in order to steal cash and jewellery, is still on the loose. Police are asking for any information the public may have about this fake postie. They also recommend employing fake guard dogs as protection.

ATM bandits strike again

Masked men have blown up three ATMs across Sydney, early this morning, exploding machines in Clovelly, Chester Hill and Guildford. Police have stated that it has nothing to do with the annoying Westpac woman.

McKenney talks of his drug ordeal

Police question Todd McKenney about the number of pills in his possession. He replies "It takes two and I'm dancing with the stars"