Scientists Discover Sun Responsible for Global Warming

Aung San Suu Kyi turns 65, thinking of retirement.

The 65th birthday of Aung San Suu Kyi, Burma's detained opposition leader, is being recognised by supporters both at home and abroad as a good time to retire. The opposition leader's National League for Democracy won a landslide election victory in 1990 but the military refused to recognise the win or give up its rule. Celebrating her birthday under house arrest,the Nobel Peace Laureate mentioned that she may consider retiring from her busy role to spend some time around the house.

50 Cent loses half his weight, now calls himself 25c

NSW Transport Minister comes out of the Cabinet

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"Police locate $5million worth of ice as they smash Bikies ring"

Charlie Sheen Arrested for Crimes to Comedy

Charlie Sheen has been arrested in the Colorado resort town of Aspen on charges related to his extremely popular but comically dubious sitcom 'Two and a Half Men'.

Police spokeswoman Elissa Moore said Sheen was arrested on Friday on charges of over-acting, second-degree use of eyebrows both felonies, along with criminally poor timing, a misdemeanour.

Police say the 44-year-old actor will be held without bond until his first court appearance. The court was closed for Christmas, and no date for his appearance has been set.

Jail officials said they will hold on to Sheen for as long as possible, in order to halt the filming of another series.

Tiger Woods REALLY needs to improve his driving

Not only has the infamous late-night car crash put Tiger Woods in the rough, it has been revealed that Tiger is not his real name. He was orginally named Cheetah.