Friday, April 2, 2010

Best Headline Ever!



"Police locate $5million worth of ice as they smash Bikies ring"

Friday, December 25, 2009

Charlie Sheen Arrested for Crimes to Comedy



Charlie Sheen has been arrested in the Colorado resort town of Aspen on charges related to his extremely popular but comically dubious sitcom 'Two and a Half Men'.

Police spokeswoman Elissa Moore said Sheen was arrested on Friday on charges of over-acting, second-degree use of eyebrows both felonies, along with criminally poor timing, a misdemeanour.

Police say the 44-year-old actor will be held without bond until his first court appearance. The court was closed for Christmas, and no date for his appearance has been set.

Jail officials said they will hold on to Sheen for as long as possible, in order to halt the filming of another series.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Tiger Woods REALLY needs to improve his driving


Not only has the infamous late-night car crash put Tiger Woods in the rough, it has been revealed that Tiger is not his real name. He was orginally named Cheetah.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Hey Hey, I'm not racist but...



5 Indian Doctors and none of them are Taxi Drivers or Terrorists...?

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Broken Hill moves to Rooty Hill



After more than a 1000 tonnes of red soil was blown from Broken Hill to Sydney on the East Coast the City is now in clean-up mode. In another shock there were reports of some 4WDs on the North Shore being covered in dust.

Monday, July 6, 2009

Rupert Grint has Swine Flu


Rupert Grint who plays Ron Weasely in the Harry Potter movies has been treated for Swine Flu contracted while working on the latest film.

Doctors also treated him for Hog Warts.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Miss California not fired, by Trump


An emotional Miss California Carrie Prejean kept her crown on Tuesday, and the beauty queen stood by her opposition to gay marriage and defended posing for topless photos. Speaking from California, Miss USA pageant owner Donald Trump said "I hope that beauty can once again triumph over politics, this is not Alaska"