Kristen Stewart looks sombre after break-up with Pattison, though no-one can tell difference

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Scientists Discover Sun Responsible for Global Warming

Aung San Suu Kyi turns 65, thinking of retirement.

The 65th birthday of Aung San Suu Kyi, Burma's detained opposition leader, is being recognised by supporters both at home and abroad as a good time to retire. The opposition leader's National League for Democracy won a landslide election victory in 1990 but the military refused to recognise the win or give up its rule. Celebrating her birthday under house arrest,the Nobel Peace Laureate mentioned that she may consider retiring from her busy role to spend some time around the house.

50 Cent loses half his weight, now calls himself 25c

NSW Transport Minister comes out of the Cabinet

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"Police locate $5million worth of ice as they smash Bikies ring"