Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Tiger Woods REALLY needs to improve his driving


Not only has the infamous late-night car crash put Tiger Woods in the rough, it has been revealed that Tiger is not his real name. He was orginally named Cheetah.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Hey Hey, I'm not racist but...



5 Indian Doctors and none of them are Taxi Drivers or Terrorists...?

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Broken Hill moves to Rooty Hill



After more than a 1000 tonnes of red soil was blown from Broken Hill to Sydney on the East Coast the City is now in clean-up mode. In another shock there were reports of some 4WDs on the North Shore being covered in dust.

Monday, July 6, 2009

Rupert Grint has Swine Flu


Rupert Grint who plays Ron Weasely in the Harry Potter movies has been treated for Swine Flu contracted while working on the latest film.

Doctors also treated him for Hog Warts.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Miss California not fired, by Trump


An emotional Miss California Carrie Prejean kept her crown on Tuesday, and the beauty queen stood by her opposition to gay marriage and defended posing for topless photos. Speaking from California, Miss USA pageant owner Donald Trump said "I hope that beauty can once again triumph over politics, this is not Alaska"

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

NOW - News Of the Week - April 28

Monday, April 27, 2009

Ronnie Wood set to marry his 20-year-old Russian lover

The 61-year-old Rolling Stones guitarist – who sparked huge controversy last year after leaving his wife of 23 years to be with Ekaterina Ivanova – has told friends he has found “a new lease of life” since dating the waitress. Before he can marry Ekaterina, Ronnie must divorce estranged wife Jo and he is determined to protect his £60 million fortune. Ekaterina a furniture lover is set to get an Old Rocker - Wood.