Friday, December 25, 2009

Charlie Sheen Arrested for Crimes to Comedy



Charlie Sheen has been arrested in the Colorado resort town of Aspen on charges related to his extremely popular but comically dubious sitcom 'Two and a Half Men'.

Police spokeswoman Elissa Moore said Sheen was arrested on Friday on charges of over-acting, second-degree use of eyebrows both felonies, along with criminally poor timing, a misdemeanour.

Police say the 44-year-old actor will be held without bond until his first court appearance. The court was closed for Christmas, and no date for his appearance has been set.

Jail officials said they will hold on to Sheen for as long as possible, in order to halt the filming of another series.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Tiger Woods REALLY needs to improve his driving


Not only has the infamous late-night car crash put Tiger Woods in the rough, it has been revealed that Tiger is not his real name. He was orginally named Cheetah.