Friday, December 12, 2008

Jennifer Aniston poses nude

Jennifer Aniston wears a tie - and nothing else - on the January cover of GQ magazine. The 39 year-old actress looking trim and toned has sparked a massive amount of interest and attention, with talk of her starting a modeling career. She states "I never thought making friends would be easier than making Friends".

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Mumbai hoax call forced Pakistan onto red alert

A hoax caller claiming to be India's foreign minister, threatened Pakistan's President with war during the final hours of the Mumbai attacks, prompting Pakistan to put it's air force onto its highest alert for nearly 24 hours. The caller also asked the President, 'if he was satisfied with his current mobile phone service?'

Saturday, December 6, 2008

iBreath to tackle drink driving

The latest weapon in the war against drink driving is a breathalyser linked to an ipod or iphone. The iBreath allows users to check their blood alcohol content to see if they are fit to drive. Unfortunately it won't be able to tell you if you are a wanker.

Friday, December 5, 2008

O.J. Simpson gets at least 15 years in prison

A Las Vegas Judge sentenced fallen grid iron great OJ Simpson to at least 15 years in prison for leading an armed confrontation last year at a Las Vegas hotel room, over sports memorabilia. Simpson may spend another 15 years in prison for his acting in Naked Gun 3.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Doctor performs amputation by text message

A British surgeon volunteering in the Democratic Republic of Congo used text message instructions to perform a life-saving arm amputation. The operation was a success, though the doctor is recovering from a sprained thumb. ;)

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Fake Postman robs woman

A man who impersonated a Postie delivering a parcel, in order to steal cash and jewellery, is still on the loose. Police are asking for any information the public may have about this fake postie. They also recommend employing fake guard dogs as protection.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Kanye West gives up hip-hop

Multi-platinum selling rapper and producer Kanye West will sing on his new album. Entitled '808's and Heartbreak', it features the artist singing with the help of the 'Autotune' software, which adjusts his voice to the correct pitch. The self-proclaimed 'Voice of a Generation', West has nothing but praise for Autotune. After '808's and Heartbreak' sold a million copies in one day, in the US, Autotune has now declared, 'I will go down in history as the Generation of a Voice'.

Monday, December 1, 2008

Australians on flight from Thailand

As protesters continue to occupy Bangkok's Airport, the first group of Australians have been flown out of the country. After a tense wait, the Qantas flight took about 300 people from Phuket to Singapore. One passenger said "It's not the first time I've waited over an hour for a Thai Take Away".